Valparaiso Low Vision Support Group

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A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower.

“How much do you want for the mower?” asked the preacher.

“I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle,” said the little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, “Will you take my bike in trade for it?”

The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and, after riding the bike around a little while, said, “Mister, you’ve got yourself a deal.”

The preacher took the mower and began to try to crank it. He pulled on the rope a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, “I can’t get this mower to start.”

The little boy said, “That’s because you have to cuss at it to get it started.”

The preacher said, “I’m a minister, and I can’t cuss. It’s been so long since I’ve been saved that I don’t even remember how to cuss.”

The little boy looked at him happily and said, “Just keep pulling on that rope. It’ll come back to ya.”


Valparaiso Low Vision Support Group, Inc. April  meetings


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6-7:30 p.m.

First United Methodist Church

103 N. Franklin, Valparaiso

Guest Speaker: Gail Barker, Counselor, Indiana Vocational Rehabilitation, 219-462-0521.


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10 a.m.

Celebration Room, First Floor

Pines Village Retirement Communities

3303 Pines Village Circle, Valparaiso; (building behind Aperion Care Valparaiso, formerly Whispering Pines Health Care Center.)

Moderator: Verne R. Sanford, president, Valparaiso Low Vision Support Group, Inc.

Topic: All about how to live with low vision.

We welcome all persons at our meetings, whether or not they have low vision. Within Porter County and during daylight hours, call the Porter County Aging & Community Services bus at 219-462-4302 for a free door-to-door ride for the legally blind, or $1 each way for others. Phone a week or two ahead. Beide verfahren https://ghostwriter-hilfe.com/ wurden jahrzehntelang profit bringend genutzt, ohne die damit verbundenen ökologischen schäden zu berücksichtigen

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